partybarackisinthehousetonight:
you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??
(via johnimholmes)
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
(via distinctmemory)
i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
(via distinctmemory)
YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD
IT IS A TASTE TESTER
IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE
IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!
RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!
(via thewhorecrux)
hello 911? yes there’s this photo of spock in his senior officer uniform you guys gotta see this, holy shit he’s hot
(via theytookmyluna)